kleenexwoman:

glumshoe:

emsloe:

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elizabitchtaylor:

cwnerd12:

alienater:

emilysidhe:

alrightevans:

tag game: what would your name be if your parents had named you like edward and bella named renesmee (renée + esme) 

Oh man this is gonna be so whacky let me see you put my grandmothers’ names together and you get … Maryanne. Oh.

Jeanina. What the fuck that’s so pretty.

Jecille. Not as bad as it could be.

Mairibel, not bad.

Both of my grandmothers are named Helen. 

Hee Noger is even worse than the names my parents actually came up with

Slack or Javie

Debstina. Or it could have been Faestina. Either way, my dad’s mom had a name with a good first half, but my mom’s mom definitely got the better second half.